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What That: July 8
deface/defecate my fingers through your hair, tress passing. windows of childhood roadtrip ennui, trees passing. the College Board Advanced Placement tests, threes passing. melodies on forbidden acres, trespass sing. a trio of lovers, left on read, three's past sting. that trio of lovers, moments before expiration, three's last fling. one last thing! don't poop on my lawn. Thanks everyone who responded to last week's survey! I have a couple of ideas for this newsletter brewing but for now...
What That: July 1
A real instance in which 10 pounds* of pinecone could possibly come hurtling towards an unsuspecting head is something that would make a high school physics teacher salivate. While I remember nothing of how to calculate anything worth knowing about this hypothetically unpleasant situation, I will always remember one piece of knowledge my own high school physics teacher imparted upon us. The class was comprised mostly of seniors and so following, Mr. Spalding, or more affectionately, Spaldo,...
What That: June 24
uhmn, yellow, how can i help you? no vacancies, the sign to my brain reads. full capacity. at some point during the big quarantine, a phrase entered the global lexicon, or at least my awareness of the global lexicon. "living rent-free in my head" In June of 2000, I was eight years old. Aardman studios released their stop motion animation CHICKEN RUN, in which a suave, Amercian chicken Mel Gibson deceitfully convinces proper British hens destined for pot pies that he can fly and can teach them...
What That: June 17
chuuuuuuuuuuu~~~~~~~~ I don't care about the football, but I do know this man won the world cup in my eyes. The instagram carousel says it all. K Higa Lame online, lame IRL. 600 1st Ave, Ste 330 PMB 92768, Seattle, WA 98104-2246Unsubscribe · Preferences
What That: June 3
the gender fluid. Men's body wash? Lady shavers? Non-binary hand soap? What do I use when I have the skin of a killer, Bella? p/s happy pride 🏳️🌈 K Higa Lame online, lame IRL. 600 1st Ave, Ste 330 PMB 92768, Seattle, WA 98104-2246Unsubscribe · Preferences
What That: May 27
flip flops or death i never thought too much about my feet until one of them broke. humbly, we practice together now. ABCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSTUVWXYZ my hands have yet to produce a best seller but maybe I've been putting too much stock in these digits. my magnum toe-pus, yet to be K Higa Lame online, lame IRL. 600 1st Ave, Ste 330 PMB 92768, Seattle, WA 98104-2246Unsubscribe · Preferences
What That: May 20
big head, little body we build in our likeness, in the likeness of that which brings us joy benjamin, you and the voluminous locus of being perched so exquisitely on its fragile roost of your neck, you are so adored, you and your big head, benjamin K Higa Lame online, lame IRL. 600 1st Ave, Ste 330 PMB 92768, Seattle, WA 98104-2246Unsubscribe · Preferences
What That: May 13
what's in my bag: astroturf at the honda dealership edition. K Higa Lame online, lame IRL. 600 1st Ave, Ste 330 PMB 92768, Seattle, WA 98104-2246Unsubscribe · Preferences
What That: May 6
high topo, so chic-o lp: Can we get out of here? Like, now? ht: Did I not spend the last ten minutes explaining how cryotherapy is proven to reverse the clock? Girl, they are calling us "vintage," we need this. lp: I know, but please? I can feel the minestrone I had for lunch turning back into a souper cube. ht: We paid for the full hour, I am staying for the full hour. lp: (groans) K Higa Lame online, lame IRL. 600 1st Ave, Ste 330 PMB 92768, Seattle, WA 98104-2246Unsubscribe · Preferences
What That: April 29
sage advice: not this how do read this? holdest things oldest things holdest tings secret other t(h)ing K Higa Lame online, lame IRL. 600 1st Ave, Ste 330 PMB 92768, Seattle, WA 98104-2246Unsubscribe · Preferences
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